Have you ever woke up from a heavy night out with something much worse than an ugly person under the covers? Drunken and dam right stupid tattoos happen all the time and while some are funny, and maintain respect, others are just awkward and outrageous. Here is our countdown for the top 5 worst tattoos, only idiots were embarrassed during the making of this article.
We start the list with the recent story, that one avid family guy fan dedicated a place on his arm in remembrance of newly departed family dog Brian Griffin. As if this wasn’t bad enough, after mass shock and outrage the writers of the show have been forced to write the much-loved family dog back into the show, leaving the unfortunate tattoo recipient, even more, cause to be upset.
The second is a classic that never fails to amuse, there is a certain respect for someone that makes a mockery of themselves in such a bold way. We like to think this was fully aware of what he was getting himself in for otherwise he was in for a nasty surprise when he woke up the next morning.
Number three is just sheer brilliance although if doesn’t put you off getting a tattoo then I don’t know will. This was probably the last act of this tattoo artists life so we believe he’s well earned his place on our list. The sheer nerve alone is admirable if not wise, you can see why we love this one.
When a stranger walks up and asks you if you want to see your third eye, you’d be forgiven for being a bit hesitant, but this guy has one of the most awesome and unnerving tattoos you’ll ever see. He makes this list on sheer outrageous imagination, we’re all for thinking outside of the box.
And we finally arrive at the top spot, so let me take a moment to explain what we’re looking for in a perfect tattoo fail. Cool gets you on the list, but not first place, drunken gets you on the list, but in the runner-up positions.
To grab first place we’re looking for someone who thought they were getting the coolest tattoo ever only to get a lifetime of banter by their mates. Or in this guys case, a tattoo he thought his girlfriend will love. Although I do not what he was thinking, as nothing says creepy and obsessive than your girlfriend’s name reprinted 1000 time all over your body, maybe some earrings next year mate.