Top 5: Detention Slips

When you’re going through high school, there is no worse punishment than a detention. You truly can’t find a punishment that is worse than taking a young teenagers dignity. So if you are going to get a detention make sure that it’s worth it. Make sure that you do something that’s going to get you a cool reputation so throughout school you’re known as ‘that guy who did something cool.’ But what examples should you follow so you have a basic idea of what to do? Here are Banter News’ top five Detention cards:

 

Number 5:

Now I’ve never been a stern believer in religion and that’s probably why I think this is hilarious. That this one random kid has actually had the confidence to actually go against his teacher as well as god. Getting a detention for this is probably worth it because you look like an ultimate bad ass due to the fact that you throw a bible at someone as well. Well done Marissa whoever you are.

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Number 4:

To all of you Harry Potter fans I had to give this one a number 4 spot. What’s more impressive here, the fact that a kid has actually called a teacher a muggle and caused a disruption or is it the fact that a Harry Potter fan has actually done something cool. I think that whoever did this should represent the whole Harry Potter franchise.

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Number 3:

Number 3 is hilarious because of the shock factor of this kids reaction. The back story of this is that this kid was arguing with another class mate about the answer to a maths question. So either this guy is incredibly funny or he’s got some serious anger issues. Either way, it makes good reading when it’s on the detention notice. Congrats Jacob and sorry Jacobs parents. A well deserved spot.

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Number 2:

Now I don’t know if this was during lunch or some other time. However for the fact that after throwing the sandwich Colin then shouted YOLO. That’s just brilliant, it isn’t brilliant enough that he’s thrown a sandwich but to then announce YOLO is just incredible. For this superb act of bravery as well as insanity congratulations, you definitely deserve that number two spot.

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Number 1:

Now this just can’t get any better, because it isn’t enough to stand up in class and ignorantly blare something, to then come up with the brilliance of “show me your booty hole” I just hope that isn’t a part of this kids game. If so then you’ve got a lot to learn. But well done on your number one spot. A response better than the prices at Best Hong Kong.

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Jeremy Mitchell
Content Creator at Banter News
Jeremy is an online content creator and online personality.


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