Ten Footballers Who Would be Virgins without Football

The topic of conversation usually comes up about girls and how they only use men for money. Okay yes, people also say that beauty comes from within but as Jim Carrey quotes in liar liar that’s something ugly people say to make themselves feel better. But anyway we can not ignore the fact that some footballers would be struggling for a fit bird if they were thrown into the real world. Banter News JoseBosingwa_1036263

  1. Bosingwa

Landing at number 10 is Bosingwa and this is always a interesting one as he would be in this list he would shave that mono brow. I think that we have given him enough time to shave it off so this is why he has landed at number 10. Do you really think if he wasn’t a footballer and on a ridiculous wage that he would pull an amazing women, especially with that mono brow. Congratulations to him for being a talented footballer and playing for Chelsea but Bosingwa you would be struggling for women in the real world my friend.

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  1. Peter Crouch

We all love peter crouch but that is not going to stop him getting the number 8 spot. The main reason of course is his wife abbey crouch who is absolutely stunning. Do you really think he could have got such a beautiful women to marry him if he wasn’t rich and famous. Crouch has even said in an interview that if he’s want a footballer he would be a virgin so would be rude not to placed him in this list as he as admitted it himself. So you number 9 is Crouch and yes we do love you but you would not have been able to get such a beautiful women in the real world.

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  1. Dirk Kuyt

I would like to welcome you to the number 8 spot which is the dutch Dirk Kuyt. He has had many memorable moments such as scoring his first champions league goal in the final against AC Milan. But could this guy have had such a beautiful wife if he wasn’t a successful footballer. His wife Gertrude is a beautiful women and of course we are happy for him , but would she had been interested in him , if it wasn’t for his fame. Well if he wasn’t famous and your were on a night out would you rapport him and want to take him home to your parents? I think I know you answer which is why he has landed at number 8.

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  1. Joleon Lescott

Lescott is known for his giant forehead and is a great defender. He has won the premiership title with Man city but do you think that he would have landed his wife if it wasn’t for his career. I suppose that this is the ugly truth and the world should not be like this but Lescott you would be struggling for a beautiful women if not for your place at man city. A few of you might say we have only places him here because of the scar on his forehead however if you remove this , then it doesn’t get much better my friends and this is why he is out number 7.

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  1. Ruy Bueno Neto

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  1. Ronaldino

So we have made it into the top five and kicking of this list is no other than Ronaldino. Yes he has amazing talent and since he was young their was no doubt that he was going to become a professional footballer. But if we were to place him in the real world and take away the fame and money do you think that he would have such a beautiful wife. Well we might sound harsh but you have to ask yourself , would he really be able to pull the women of his dreams without his success. We admire your talents Ronaldino but sadly you are places at number 5 of our list.

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  1. Franck Ribery

Making his way to the number 4 spot is the talented Granck robery who’s talents have upset many defenders over the years and we are taking nothing away from him. In terms of would he have such a beautiful women on his arm if not for his talents well I think this one speak for itself. I’m not sure exactly what he would be doing if not for football , but im sure that we wouldn’t be able to land a beautiful women. I don’t think there will be any questions to why he has made it into the top 5 of the list.

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  1. Wayne Rooney

His nick name shrek is for a reason and is no doubt that Rooney was going to make it into our top 3 positions. Yes he is a great footballer and has been a great contribution to the success of Man united. However if Rooney was not such a success and was not on a ridiculous wage then you really think he would have a wife like his. A lot will say that it is not fair how much he gets paid but it does show you that money can get you the most stunning women and although she might have a rubbish personality at least she will look good naked. It also shows that most women do just want money as with everything that Rooney has done with cheating on her , she has still stuck around even though he looks like he’s does, and this is why Rooney has our number 3 spot.

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  1. Ian Dowie

Well im not sure where we start as I do not think I will have to many objections about our number 2 spot. The picture speaks for itself and you can not try to convince me that if he was not successful in football that he would have such a beautiful wife. The Harsh reality is that you have to have some talent in which you have fame or money to have a beautiful women on your arm if you are not the best looking. So we would like to congratulate Ian Dowie for coming second and are happy that he has had a successful caress so that he could marry some one much more stunning that him .

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  1. Carlos Tevez

Finally we would like to introduce our first place finisher who has had a controversial career at the two united clubs but has comfortably taken home this prize. The talented but ugly Carlos Teves who with out his massive salary would struggle to pick up a girl on a Friday night. We would like to thank all of our contestants for participating in this memorable event. Unfortunately Tevez was not available to accept this award but he does send his wishes to everyone who took part.

So that is it ladies and gentleman, If you would like to add other footballers who you think should have made the top ten then please comment below and let every know. We thank you for reading and we hope to see you call again.

Honourable Mentions

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Gareth Southgate

The first on our list is Gareth and yes a lot would say he is a good manager, but we can all agree that he has comfortably made it into the top ten. He is still going in his career as he is managing England’s under 21’s, however, what do you think his occupation would be if he was not a footballer. Gareth has had a nice couple of companions over the years which raise an eyebrow as he could not have landed these girls if he had not had his run with money and fame.

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Yes this man has been funny over the years and some class him as a legend but this is not what we are here for. Jimmy has a good head of hair but even this would not have let him score a beautiful women if not for his football career. There is not much to say really as everything does speak for itself and this is why Jimmy has made the number 6 spot.

Jeremy Mitchell
Content Creator at Banter News
Jeremy is an online content creator and online personality.


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