How your girlfriend knows you’re watching porn

Now this if there’s one thing which is extremely awkward, frustrating, and almost shameful, it’s your girlfriend walking in on you and finding you watching porn….. But why exactly is it? Well, my first point would be that it’s not her your looking at. She’ll take this one or two ways, either going the “What, am I not pretty enough for you?” path, or the “You’re getting off to someone that isn’t me, that’s like cheating!” route. Are you starting to see why you shouldn’t let her catch you? Obviously you’re a man and you have needs, but if you don’t know that your girlfriend is cool with it then don’t let them get a sniff.

So what’s the point of this post? I’m going to list a few scenarios that you should avoid watching so that if she walks in on you, or looks through your closed windows and history, it might be a little less obvious. Here are some of the porn clichés and scenarios that you’re probably best off avoiding.

The first one, the house call. Now every guy knows this one, where a man shows up at a horny woman’s door to deliver her some goods, but then really delivers the goods. There are many ways this ones played out, plumber and pizza delivery boy are probably the most used due to the repetitive “cleaning your pipes” and “extra meat” jokes which are cracked all the way through.

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Second one, the Job interview. If she sneaks onto your computer and reads something along the lines of a girl working hard for a position at company, she’ll know that you’re not looking into how to become a more employable person. You could argue that with the economy being the worst it has been in 50 years, people will do anything to get a job, but I’m assuming your girlfriend isn’t a full on idiot. For the record it’s always the girl getting the interview and never the other way round.

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There were two different scenarios which I kind of believe should go under the same branding, both the teacher & student and doctor & patient. Teacher and student usually goes under the story line which is something like the student needs better grades and they’ll do anything to get them. Doctor patient I see as just peculiar because it’s someone just taking advantage of someone. In both situations, the gender can be each character.

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If you’re someone that really does enjoy doing a bit of naughty things when your girlfriend is not around then why would you be stupid enough to risk everything on just a little porn? I’d go the full way, book an escort or something. They never leave a trail for your girlfriend to follow plus it’s an even more amazing experience. I’d recommend the girls at angelicas secrets because no one will ever know a thing from these super discreet girls.

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Jeremy Mitchell
Content Creator at Banter News
Jeremy is an online content creator and online personality.


1 Comment

  1. Wow this article was an absolute eye opener for me. Thanks for sharing, now I’m going to kick my girlfriend down the stairs at terminal velocity:)

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